------------------ TEAM ONE EXECTUTED ------------------ by: cRaZeD bpr9940@rit.edu ---------------------------------------- A guide on how NOT to suck at Jailbreak. ---------------------------------------- MAP: JB2 ---------------------------------------- If you are reading this, I hope that you are new to Jailbreak, or have never played it before. If this is true, then my mission will be accompished :-). As a person who has played Jailbreak since the start, I know the problems that all newbies have. They join a server, figure out what team they are on, run around like a chicken without a head, and get thrown in jail. Once in jail, the scenario usually goes as follows: (PWTHRAJ = Player Who Thinks He Rocks At Jailbreak ) (Newbie = New player who doesnt know what to do yet) PWTHRAJ: Hey you over there help me get out of here. Newbie: Me? PWTHRAJ: Yeah you...who else? Newbie: (walks over) OK PWTHRAJ: (ducks) Newbie: (taunt) Newbie: (flipoff) Newbie: (taunt) Newbie: (salute) Newbie: (wave) Newbie: (flipoff) Newbie: (taunt) Newbie: (taunt) Newbie: hehehe PWTHRAJ: WFT?!?!?!?! HELP ME!!!! Newbie: oh... PWTHRAJ: Don't you know how to play?!?! Newbie: nope...never played before PWTHRAJ: ARGG...get over here and duck Newbie: (ducks) PWTHRAJ: UNDER THE HOLE!!!!!!! Newbie: (moves over) PWTHRAJ: (jumps on head and continually jumps up and down) Newbie: (looks around) PWTHRAJ: (wonders why he can't reach the hole) PWTHRAJ: (looks down and wants to cry) PWTHRAJ: YOU HAVE TO JUMP AS I JUMP!!!!!!!!! Newbie: Who me? PWTHRAJ: AAAAAARRRGGGHHHHH YESSS YOU!!!!!!! Newbie: (jumps) Newbie: I can't. You have to get off me for me to jump. TEAM 1 EXECTUED!!!!!!! Isn't that horrible. You see, newbies are well.... new. People don't realize that they don't know how to get out of jail, so they get frustrated. PWTHRAJ will always hate the newbie now, and the Newbie will probably dislike Jailbreak. What a cruel world we live in. But... you can all be spared. Just read on for enlightenment. ----------------------- I'm in jail...Now What? ----------------------- Well tough-guy, you gotta get out. How you say? It's easy. See that hole up there in the jail? Well that tunnel is the Shawshank Redemption. If you make it through, your team will love you because you freed them all. Looks easy right? Well, it's not. There are three ways to get out of that jail. One of them is obvious: a team member runs up and pushes the button. However, if there are alot of you in jail, this is difficult. The second method involves two players in jail: Guy1 -- runs under hole and ducks Guy2 -- jumps on Guy1's head Guy2 -- jumps up and down like a bunny on crack Guy1 -- stands up and jumps just the same Guy2 -- once he is in the air, must push forward and duck this will push him into the hole if lined up correctly Guy1 -- repeat until free Guy2 -- repeat until free NOTE: Once Guy2 is in the hole, I suggest Guy1 to keep jumping and making racket. This makes it seem as though no one got in yet, and arouses no suspicion. Guy2 has the hardest job now and that is making it out of the hole alive. I have no proven strategy for this except to pray. Method two follows the same lines as method one, but works with three or more people. This method is much easier, but you are time-limited because a few more people in jail will gib you all. Here goes: Guy1 -- runs under hole and ducks Guy2 -- jumps on Guy1's head Guy2 -- jumps up and down like a kangaroo on speed Guy1 -- stands up and jumps just the same Guy3 -- ducks and waddles under Guy1 NOTE: Now you have three men in a stack Guy1 -- ducks down NOTE: Now you have two guys on bottom ducking and guy on top jumping. The reason for this is that all men standing is too high for the hole. Guy2 -- easliy walks into hole I suggest still making noise once he is in, and even trying to get Guy1 into the hole as well using the other method. The more men you have charging out, the better chance of survival. ------------------------------------------- We got 3/4 of their team in jail. Now what? ------------------------------------------- So close to victory. You don't want to screw it up, right? Well someone go guard your jail. One push of that button, and you are back on square one, possibly even worse off then before. All it takes is two guards to make sure no one escapes. It's simple. Two guards stand back to back in jail hallway. One is facing the escape hole, to rail gun any idiots that try to escape. The other faces the doorway to protect from any wannabe freedom fighters. Hold them off, easily done, until the rest of their team is dead. ------------------------------------------ All but one. Where is that last bastard?! ------------------------------------------ Ha. JB2 has a flaw. Your team has scoured the entire map for that last sonuva-youknowwhat, and came up with nothing. Well, I know where he is. He is at his base. In that room that only members of his team can enter. He is no fool. The entire game can drag on until timelimit is hit because of him, and it gives his buddies in jail a life term to try and escape. Well, take matters into your on hands. Position one guard at that room. Send 2 others out to scour the rest of the level to make sure he's no where else. Then, the rest of you guard those captives, and get ready to reach the fraglimit instead of timelimit. You know how those guys are trying to escape? Well, get some weapons and try to break in. It's like shootin fish in a barrel once you get in that tunnel. Point and shoot. Then they respawn right there to hit again. Just what ever you do, dont fall in there with only a blaster, because they will whomp on you. Fraglimit can be hit in seconds doing this, and the other team will have new respect for there captors... or not. ---------------- Turrets Syndrome ---------------- OK...granted this mod still has bugs, the turrets are some of the worste. If you don't know the problems with the turrets, your team will hate you. The first thing is that the chaingun turret CAN hurt your OWN team. Don't go shooting everything that moves with it. I can't begin to tell you how many times I've been killed by my own team because they are fooling around with the chaingun. Also, don't jump on someone's gun while they are using it. The gun will not fire while you stand on it. So while you may look cool firing rockets from your perch, the guy on the gun is defenseless. Give the guy a little break. ------------ Great Advice ------------ Well, that's it for this version of Team One Executed, but I may bring on another one once new maps come out for me to play on. Maps may have totally different feels in the future, so who knows what to expect. Have fun all, and see you in the cellblock. cRaZeD -- bpr9940@rit.edu e-mail me with questions, comments, complaints, wishes, hopes, dreams, romantic interest, or just to say wassup !PEACE NARIZ!